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NOBODY DIES! Hulu is excited to announce its upcoming reboot of the classic series Golden Girls!

Set to premiere this fall, the 10-episode series will follow the lives of beloved characters Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, Rose waiting out the clock, once again, in a Miami retirement home.

Deepfake technology will be used to legally force the original actors back into their iconic roles long after they’ve left our plane of existence.

“We are thrilled to once again embark on this journey and show our fans how these amazing women have grown over the years,” says Dorothy, played by a digitally synthetic Bea Arthur and her voice clone. “It’s going to be an amazing adventure!”

The reboot dares former fans to experience all the stages of life – from newlywed bliss, to menopause, to the grave, with all the humor, warmth and wisdom that made the original series such a hit. It promises to be an unforgettable experience for both longtime fans and new viewers alike.